Fear My Intellect
It's always good to discover something new about yourself and today I have learned that I am a genius. That's right - a real mind-melder.
You can find out whether you're fit to read my intellectual blog by taking the test here ... link.
And if you fail then you will understand why this blog never made any sense to you - because you're stupid. Remember, you have to do the test off the top of your head, no cheating with google or stuff like that.
Of course my old boss Dwain Kelly always said I was a genius at avoiding work, but I thought he was just being sarcastic. Little did I know he had spotted some real genius potential in me. Why he didn't put me in charge of HR I'll never know ?!
By the way, my score was 24 of 33. Now I just need to learn to be evil and I will be a proper evil genius and can hold the world to ransom, to pay for my next holiday. Beware ...