January 20, 2006

Fear My Intellect

It's always good to discover something new about yourself and today I have learned that I am a genius. That's right - a real mind-melder.

You can find out whether you're fit to read my intellectual blog by taking the test here ... link.

And if you fail then you will understand why this blog never made any sense to you - because you're stupid. Remember, you have to do the test off the top of your head, no cheating with google or stuff like that.

Of course my old boss Dwain Kelly always said I was a genius at avoiding work, but I thought he was just being sarcastic. Little did I know he had spotted some real genius potential in me. Why he didn't put me in charge of HR I'll never know ?!

By the way, my score was 24 of 33. Now I just need to learn to be evil and I will be a proper evil genius and can hold the world to ransom, to pay for my next holiday. Beware ...

January 19, 2006

Homeless Bob again

I got a message from Homeless Bob the other day. He wanted everyone to know that he wouldn't be homeless for much longer. In fact he was meant to move into his new home last weekend (and this is not the first time he's said that). But he made a mistake when he hired Injury-Lawyers-4-U to do the conveyancing on his new home. So it looks like Homeless Bob will be living in cardboard city for a while longer.

January 11, 2006

I am Batman

I did a quiz today to find out what kind of superhero I would be. Here it is if you want to try it yourself ... link

  • Batman

  • Indiana Jones

  • Spiderman

  • Lara Croft

  • Neo

  • Capt Jack Sparrow

  • James Bond 007

  • William Wallace

  • El Zorro

  • Maximus

  • The Terminator