Fear My Intellect
It's always good to discover something new about yourself and today I have learned that I am a genius. That's right - a real mind-melder.
You can find out whether you're fit to read my intellectual blog by taking the test here ... link.
And if you fail then you will understand why this blog never made any sense to you - because you're stupid. Remember, you have to do the test off the top of your head, no cheating with google or stuff like that.
Of course my old boss Dwain Kelly always said I was a genius at avoiding work, but I thought he was just being sarcastic. Little did I know he had spotted some real genius potential in me. Why he didn't put me in charge of HR I'll never know ?!
By the way, my score was 24 of 33. Now I just need to learn to be evil and I will be a proper evil genius and can hold the world to ransom, to pay for my next holiday. Beware ...
posted by xtrailz at 22:21
2 Comments:
I did the test today and I got 30 out of 33. This makes me at least twice the genius that you are, due to the logarithmic nature of the scale. Being a superior class of genius, all that country air etc., I recommend that you go for a couple of beers with your old friend Sean and hope that some of his genius rubs off on you.
Unfortunately it took you 6 hours to achieve that score, whereas I got 24 in 15 minutes. If I had taken as much time as you I would have achieved a score of 576.
It's equally unfortunate that extremely stupid people such as Sean often don't realise their own stupidity and saunter about as if they knew it all. A beer with such a person would be most unpleasant. I would go so far as to suggest that it's Sean's intake of beer which is the cause of his extremely low IQ.
Indeed, Sean's bald head could be caused by the fact that his brain isn't clever enough to grow any hair .
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