May 26, 2006

Silly Girl

I'd just like to point out that yesterday's cunning plan was thought up while listening to my pirate copy of Corinne Bailey Rae, which must be the girliest music ever. This can't be right - there must be subliminal messages or something in it making me do these things.
Anyway, my cunning plan failed to work because Dwayne Kelly decided to have a banana for breakfast instead. He's such a tubby little fellow, I don't know why he does it. It's the beer he needs to cut back on.
So I ended up taking out some of the web team by accident. Still, the company's web site is looking pretty trippy.

Oh, and a message for you AcuBolox - stop posting rubbish comments on my blog ! Never trust a man who keeps a cat, my wise old granny used to say ....

May 25, 2006

Colour Me Bad

Hey there! wow it's been quite a while since I last posted something on here. Sorry about that - but I've been a bit distracted of late. You see, I've gone and got myself a job. Yeah damn right! i've plugged back into the matrix and i'm doing the 9-to-5 shuffle ... well, it's more like 8-to-5.30 but that's not the point.
And that's not all. I'm actually back working at the place I used to be before I got PISTD (post-IT stress trauma disorder, remember?). All the old faces are still there, and a few new ones too.
So what's it all about? well, this time I'm gonna make them give me a job in HR. I came up with a cunning plan this evening, to make some chocolate muffins and put in a few of my "special" ingredients. I'm gonna bring them in tomorrow and dish them out to the lads, then sit back and watch the show! Pretty soon those boys are gonna be chillin' like it was 1969.
It's a bit like the scene with the blue pill and the red pill in the Matrix, but this time they don't get a choice - they're getting the red pill and coming out of the matrix whether they like it or not.    he he he :)
Hopefully they don't read this before I dish out the cookies or my plan will backfire and it'll be me getting kicked out of the matrix instead.